I’m single I’ve been single it’s not a surprise, but being quarantined and single is not for the weak. I’m the weak. LOL!
Being single and quarantined has me on the dating sites lowering my standards.
Me on dating sites now:
Oh, he only has seven kids, I mean, that’s not to bad right?
I mean three to five golds shouldn’t be a deal-breaker, especially if one is an open face.
You’re not working, no car and you live with your mom but he could have potential. I’ll give him a chance.
You’re looking for sister wives? I could learn to share.
This is life now. Why Lord why??
And I’m here for all the challenges. Heck I like participating in them clearly but umm these couple challenges, first date pic challenge and challenge with all y’all cute kids. STOP IT! Single people are struggling, we don’t need to see all that. Have some compassion.
And everybody keeps saying shoot your shot. How sway how? Give me tips or y’all gone have 7-10 instant nieces and nephews by the end of COVID-19.
All I’m saying is think about us single folks out here, especially those that live alone. We are not okay. We (me) are making songs about eggs and face timing my parents using all the animal emojis. Quarantine 2020 is going to take us (me) out.
Signed,
Single during COVID-19